My face is glittering like a fake vampire's.

Several things:

1) I have spent the better part of five hours applying to so many different jobs it isn't even funny. I really like the kind that my semi-generic cover letter requires one single button-click and bam, multiple applications sent off like a boss. But I take so long on the non-generic cover letters that it's taken me five hours to get this far. Oh, well. I hope I get something out of this! (Like that one job that is EXACTLY what I was doing for four years at Hollins--yeah, that one. Except they didn't let me submit a cover letter to tell them that, so I had to make my resume look as awesome as it possibly could. Only time I ever wanted to submit a cover letter, and I was denied...)

2) My face is glittering like a fake vampire's. Legit. I'm trying a "lemon and honey" mask. Basically, two tablespoons of honey and the juice of half a lemon, mixed together, applied to the face. I told you I was getting crazy. It's dried now and the sunlight's hitting it at just the right angle to make it look as though my face has turned to diamond. I wonder if this is what they did to That Vampire Who Shall Not Be Named in order to make his face glitter?

On another note, my hands are exceptionally sticky and I hope my computer is not also sticky now, too.

3) My blog stats say more people than my friends have found this, which I find kind of awesome and terrifying at the same time. Hi, people!